LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West held a press conference this week, vowing to make a musical comeback. Unfortunately he interrupted himself several times throughout the meeting.
JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
NEW YORK, NY – An exclusive dating website has ditched 5,000 members – for gaining holiday weight!
ATLANTA, GA – A couple in Georgia have been arrested for tattooing their six children at home!
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
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