WASILLA, AK – Sarah and Bristol Palin were paid 100k for appearing on the InTouch Weekly cover. Weekly World News has uncovered what they spent the money on.
Month: January 2010
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 18, 2010
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
PLUM ISLAND BODY
PLUM ISLAND, NY – A human body has washed up on Plum Island, which houses the government’s secret lab for diseases!
HEIDI MONTAG PLASTIC SURGERY
LOS ANGELES, CA – Heidi Montag has gone under ten plastic surgeries in one day. She is secretly becoming a Bionic Woman.
WORLD'S FASTEST TEXTERS
NEW YORK, NY – Two South Korean teenagers have won the competition for fastest texters in the world!
HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET
With a dash of common sense and a glib tongue, you can convince a traffic cop not to give you a ticket, says an expert!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS COMIC
Your favorite aliens, mutants and arch-conservatives have debuted in their own comic book!
