I’m madder than a polar bear in a sauna bath! So now it turns out that “global warming” thing is a bigger scam than we thought.
Month: January 2010
HOW TO PROTECT KIDS FROM EVIL
You can protect your child from evil supernatural forces by following the advice of a top expert in the paranormal.
DEADLY SPIDERS INVADE SYDNEY
SYDNEY – Funnel-webs, one of the world’s most poisonous spiders, are invading suburban Sydney!
SCOTT BROWN COSMO
WASHINGTON, DC – Scott Brown is celebrating winning a seat in the Senate by doing another nude photo shoot!
ALL-AMERICAN BASKETBALL ALLIANCE
AUGUSTA, GA – A new basketball league is being launched this summer – for white players only!
CASPER THE CAT
LONDON – Casper, the well known commuter cat of Plymouth, England, has been killed in a hit-and-run!
CONAN VS. LENO CARTOON
HONG KONG – The Chinese news show famous for its strange reenactments is back with the Leno/Conan fight!
CONAN'S DEAL
LOS ANGELES, CA – NBC recently fired Conan O’Brien as the host of The Tonight Show. Conan lost the right to continue in an underground cage match with Jay Leno.