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SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!
U.S. WOMEN’S BADMINTON TEAM TO VISIT IRAN
TEHRAN – The Obama administration is sending the U.S. women’s badminton team to Iran as a cultural exchange.
BIGGEST SNAKE DISCOVERED IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.
SAN DIEGO UFO SIGHTING
Over a year has passed since the mass sighting of UFOs above San Diego, and an explanation has never been provided.
SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Silicon Valley scientists have teamed up to create Singularity University, aimed at advancing Artificial Intelligence beyond what is humanly capable.
KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
GOOGLE OCEAN DISCOVERS SEA MONSTER
NEAR GUAM – After Google developers introduced the new branch of Google Earth, users discovered a never before seen sea monster lurking in the images!