LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the United States! Taylor Swift, who recently hid Bat Boy out in her Nashville mansion, has become Bat Boy’s number one fan and wants nothing more than to see him in … READ MORE
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they are fighting back! Real Zombies are actively seeking out fake zombies around Houston – and across America. They have decided to hunt and eat anybody who dresses as a zombie … READ MORE
NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under mysterious circumstances. The sole survivor of the assault on the liner Aunt Bee was first mate Sid Rodrigo, who had been on watch when – according to his sworn testimony – horror-struck from beneath the frozen sea. “We were five … READ MORE
ST. MARTINVILLE, LA – Deep in the bayou of Louisiana a strange creature has been found – one that was once human! “Me and my deputy were on patrol when a young woman and her father darted out from the bayou and ran in front of our car,” Sheriff Jasper Austin told Weekly World News. … READ MORE
ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster. A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked down seven witnesses who have seen The Lake Erie Monster (also known as “Lemmie”) in the flesh! WWN reporters obtained audiotaped interviews with men and women who sighted Lemmie between … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn ACL. Bigfoot underwent a nine-hour surgery. Doctors wanted the beast to make a full recovery, but it was a difficult procedure. “Needless to say, we … READ MORE
NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby! Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate mother. And it went off without a hitch! “All four are doing absolutely “primo” – the bonobo, the human mother and father and their brand new 8-pound boy, Marco.” Dr. … READ MORE
BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday when they were startled by a gnarly creature devouring their fresh kill. Joseph nearly shot the thing when his son, Bailey shouted out,” That thing looks human Pa!” The creature woman turned around and attacked them. It chased them to … READ MORE
A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert Marel gets his way, the beloved pixie “will spill the beans about her origins, tells us why she collects teeth, where she gets the money … READ MORE
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last … READ MORE