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TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE

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“WE’VE KEPT MEGA-MONSTERS MUNCHING FOR FIFTY YEARS.” Dr. Vincent DeCarlo stands in his small factory in Newark, New Jersey, surrounded by oversized teeth. For the last 50 years, Titanic Teeth Dentistry has focused only on the biggest stars in moviedom. “We’ve done dentistry on King Kong, Godzilla, King Ghidorah – the Three-Headed Monster, Rodan, Gamera. … READ MORE

TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!

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A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert Marel gets his way, the beloved pixie “will spill the beans about her origins, tells us why she collects teeth, where she gets the money … READ MORE