Celebs Archives

TIGER WOODS ENGAGED!

July 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.

August 30, 2024July 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

September 5, 2024June 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.

June 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Embattled Congressman Anthony Weiner has signed a deal to be the new spokesman for Viagra.

May 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!

April 29, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

Weddings are fun … especially when they’re of the Royal kind!

September 4, 2024April 24, 2011 by Frank Lake

LONDON – The Royal Family made a big deal about Diana Spencer being a virgin. But they don’t mind that Kate Middleton is not a virgin.

April 24, 2011 by Frank Lake

LONDON – Kate Middleton has selected her Royal Wedding Dress. It will be red!

April 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”

April 13, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Stephanie Seymour called off her divorce after her husband returned her “blankie.”