Judas Archives

JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER!

April 12, 2020 by Frank Lake

COULD THIS BE THE CAUSE OF HIS BETRAYAL! MOUNT ZION – Biblical archaeologists made a startling discovery last summer, one that was confirmed on Friday. The finding: Jesus handed out chocolate bunnies at the Last Supper. But Judas didn’t get one! Rodrigo Bocarina, the most famous biblical scholar alive, met with Weekly World News, and … READ MORE

SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER!

February 18, 2020 by Frank Lake

…and the sushi chefs came over from Japan! Startling new research reveals that Jesus and his disciples feasted on sushi at the Last Supper – and it was made on the spot by top Japanese sushi chefs. And while the majority of the sushi was spicy salmon rolls, tuna rolls. and California rolls, archaeologist Dr. … READ MORE

LADY GAGA SAYS: "I'M RETARDED"

April 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”