LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.
Celebs
CHRISTINA AGUILERA ARRESTED ON WAY TO IHOP
LOS ANGELES, CA – Christina Aguilera arrested while seeking free flapjacks.
GEORGE W. BUSH TO REPLACE REGIS PHILBIN
NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
MIKE TYSON PIGEON FETISH
BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.