COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!
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NEW EDITION OF HUCK FINN LOSES ‘N’ WORD!
NEW YORK, NY – According to Publishers Weekly, a new edition of Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn will omit all uses of the ‘n’ word!
ALL DONUT DIET
MIAMI, FL – Doctors at the University of Miami have discovered the best way to shed pounds in 2011 – eat donuts!
CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
OPRAH’S ALL-NUDE EPISODE!
CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
