GERMANY – A rare Nazi photo album has been discovered, the personal property of Nazi SS officer Karl Höcker.
WWN Staff
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED – ON THE MOON!
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!
CELEBRATION MURDERER ESCAPES JAIL!
CELEBRATION, FL – The man responsible for the murder escaped prison. Now he’s on the loose with a gang of costumed murderers!
PRIVATE SPACECRAFT BRINGS BACK ALIENS!
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – The SpaceX Falcon 9, America’s first commercially-owned space craft, returned to earth with – aliens!
JUSTIN BEIBER CLONED
VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!
JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
AIR FORCE UNVEILS FLYING SAUCER
COLORADO SPRINGS – After years of research, the United States Air Force has unveiled a top-secret air craft – the first U.S. flying saucer!
