DUBLIN – Researchers at University College Dublin made waves in the scientific community by capturing a real live leprechaun!
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COCA-COLA’S SECRET INGREDIENT: SALIVA!
ATLANTA, GA – Executives at the Coca Cola, Inc. are fuming after someone in the company leaked the soft-drink’s secret ingredient!
IDAHO BANS HIP-HOP!
BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!
WALT DISNEY'S FROZEN HEAD STOLEN
GLENDALE, CA – Seven thieves broke into the Glendale Cryogenics Labratory and stole Walt Disney’s frozen head!
MAN FLIES ACROSS ATLANTIC ON PAPER PLANE
NEW YORK – Reggie DeSalvo, an American aerospace engineer from New York, flew across the Atlantic Ocean on a paper plane!
ATLANTIS FOUND ON GOOGLE MAPS!
DINGLE, Ire. – After years of extensive searching, the lost city of Atlantis has been found – on Google Maps!
GLENN BECK MOVING TO CHINA!
NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!
NEW STARBUCKS LOGO
SEATTLE, WA – Starbucks has introduced a new logo for their cups and coffee mugs – one that contains satanic imagery!
