WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.
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RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.
PATERNO TO COACH BALL STATE
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
JERRY SANDUSKY CHANGES NAME TO JERRY TOLEDO
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.
BEYONCE FAKING HER PREGNANCY?
Rumors are flying around the internet that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. What do you think?