Belgian retiree, Mr. Penguin, wants to have eternal rest in the icy waters somewhere near Antarctica.
Hideaki Tailor
RED SOX CURSED AGAIN!
BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.
IRS WILL NOW DO YOUR TAXES
WASHINGTON:Â Â President Obama is pushing a new plan to have the IRS do your taxes – tell you what you owe.
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON GOT BOBBY, TOO!
NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.
NETFLIX TO STREAM PORN
LOS GATOS, CA – NetFlix shares rose sharply today after they announced they would begin streaming porn.
LIZ TAYLOR TRIBUTE
Oscar winning actress Elizabeth Taylor died today at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Hospital. She was 79.
MEGHAN MCCAIN SLAMS IMMIGRATION LAW
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!









