OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING

They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations that follow them. In another effort to simplify life, millennials have decided that Thanksgiving is another tradition that has to go! There has been a serious conflict between the generations ever since the Stone Age, but nothing like the clash … READ MORE

GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS!

BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs – it was gluten! “When we first started looking at the root causes for extinction we were not familiar with celiac disease, “ said noted paleontologist Dr. Ernst Buehler.  “But after studying dinosaur fossils … READ MORE