GOVERNOR SANFORD’S AFFAIR
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
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SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.
JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM’S THREESOME
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!
SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED
SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING
BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.
DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE
SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.
OBAMA’S NEW PET
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.
FATFOOT ON THE VIEW
NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.
