Tag Archives: Russia
RUSSIAN ASTRONAUTS HEAD FOR THE SUN
MOSCOW – Russia launched a man spacedcraft that is scheduled to land on the sun.
IRINA SHAYK MODELS SPY SWIMSUITS
MOSCOW – Russian supermodel, Irina Shayk, models the latest in Russian Spy swimwear.
FARAVORE: LATEST FOOD TREND
BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.
DEAD ALIEN FOUND IN RUSSIA!
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
RUSSIA WANTS ALASKA BACK!
MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.
SIBERIAN YETI
SIBERIA – A Yeti has been sighted numerous times in remote areas of Siberia!
FLYING DONKEY DEAD!
MOSCOW — A flying donkey that last year shot to international fame has been murdered!
US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.
VLADMIR PUTIN SINGS
ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!










