PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
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LEPRECHAUNS BANNED FROM ST PATRICK’S DAY PARADE
NEW YORK – A group of leprechauns were not permitted to participate in the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
SAN FRANCISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!