NEW YORK – There’s some shenanigans going on for the big Going Mutant book release,
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BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
BIGFOOT SNAGS A BRIDESMAID
GAULEY, WV –Â At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE –Â Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA
CLEVELAND COUNTY, NC – The search for Bigfoot has been reignited after one man claims spotting the mythical creature!
BIGFOOT DIET
BUGGY CREEK, GA — A Bigfoot fan has come forward to reveal the Bigfoot weight-loss plan he discovered!
JONATHAN DOYLE
KEENE, NH – A man who dressed up as Bigfoot for an art performance was kicked out of a state park!
BIGFOOT BURIAL GROUND
PORTLAND, OR – An archaeologist is finally returning to the secret Bigfoot burial ground she discovered 16 years ago!
SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.