DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
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BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters writing negative articles, or challenging, Â the President. Â This morning, Bob Woodward was awakened by FBI agents, who arrested him and put him on a plane for Guantanamo, Cuba. “Bob … READ MORE
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES 2013 PREDICTIONS
Lindsay Lohan is starting her new career as a psychic and has predictions for 2013!
OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM
President Obama is beginning the process to amend the Constitution to allow him to run for a third term.
CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
BILL CLINTON NAMED AMBASSADOR TO LIBYA
Hillary Clinton recommended her husband to be the new U.S. Ambassador to Libya and Bill Clinton has agreed to the post.