WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.

WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

WASHINGTON – A new book reveals that Abraham Lincoln slept with men in his bed in the White House.

McLEAN, VA – Abraham Lincoln has inspired Americans for generations, but it was just revealed that he was a slave owner.

WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.

WASHINGTON, DC – On Christmas Day, 1864, Laura Jones made a desperate call on the President of the United States. She absolutely had to get in to see Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were two of the greatest U.S. Presidents, and they are forever linked by an incredible series of eerie similarities.

LEXINGTON, KY – Despite repeated comparisons, Abraham Lincoln was more different from Barack Obama than you ever could have imagined.

WASHINGTON, DC – Abraham Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted among strange occurrences at the Obama inauguration.

SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.