WASHINGTON, DC – Abraham Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted among strange occurrences at the Obama inauguration.
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LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.
FRY DEATH ROW CREEPS IN ELECTRIC BLEACHERS!
I’m madder than a tomcat with his tail in a light socket over the bleeding-heart demand to outlaw capital punishment.