Monthly Archives: September 2010

IT’S GET NAKED DAY!

By Frank Lake on September 29, 2010

SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.” So let it all out!

By Frank Lake on September 29, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!

By Allie Pruitt on September 28, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy has stepped aside as the Bachelor – opening the door for someone else!

By Frank Lake on September 28, 2010

CHICAGO – The John D. and Catherine T MacArthur Foundation today made it official. Bat Boy is genius.

By Frank Lake on September 28, 2010

JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.

By Tap Vann on September 28, 2010

WASHINGTON – UFO researcher testifies that aliens have sabotaged U.S missiles.

By Tap Vann on September 28, 2010

It’s Monday morning. Time for another edition of Girls With Balls.

By Tap Vann on September 28, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – The spunky actress, Gloria Stuart,went on a wild binge in her final days.

By Allie Pruitt on September 27, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – It’s Lil Wayne’s birthday and the rapper has made a shocking announcement!

By Frank Lake on September 27, 2010

NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.