IT’S GET NAKED DAY!
SAN FRANCISCO – Today, September 29th, is officially “Get Naked Day.” So let it all out!
Monthly Archives: September 2010
LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP
HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!
BRAD WOMACK IS THE BACHELOR – AGAIN
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy has stepped aside as the Bachelor – opening the door for someone else!
MACARTHUR GRANT TO BAT BOY
CHICAGO – The John D. and Catherine T MacArthur Foundation today made it official. Bat Boy is genius.
HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
ALIENS SABOTAGED U.S. MISSILES
WASHINGTON – UFO researcher testifies that aliens have sabotaged U.S missiles.
GIRLS WITH BALLS
It’s Monday morning. Time for another edition of Girls With Balls.
TITANIC STAR EXITS WITH A SPLASH!
HOLLYWOOD – The spunky actress, Gloria Stuart,went on a wild binge in her final days.
LIL WAYNE REACHES OUT TO PHD APE
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Lil Wayne’s birthday and the rapper has made a shocking announcement!
U.N. FORMS ALIEN PANEL
NEW YORK – The United Nations has formed a panel to begin peace talks with aliens.
