JACKSONVILLE, FL – Another mascot steals the show from his own team!
Month: September 2010
BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
THE NFL RIDES D'RICKASHAW
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
LOHAN TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS
WASHINGTON – Lindsay Lohan has been called to testify before a House panel on a new Jobs bill.
BAT BOY FIGHTS WHITE NOSE SYNDROME
AUSTIN, TX – Bat Boy joins Bat Conservation International in the crusade against the deadly White-Nose Syndrome.
