I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.
WASHINGTON, DC – Abraham Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted among strange occurrences at the Obama inauguration.
WICHITA, KS – Former Miss Universe finalist Kelli McCarty has come under fire this week as news of her latest career move has riled some intergalactic feathers.
WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.
Mygar, the universe’s top expert on trailer dissection, presents a preview of 10 science fiction films being released in 2009.
RICHMOND, VA – After filing for bankruptcy and failing to find a buyer, Circuit City began it’s liquidation sale. But the company could not have expected who would turn up.
LAS VEGAS, NV – After an abysmal showing this weekend, Joaquin Phoenix has had his Hip Hop privileges revoked.
NEW YORK, NY – Mr. Peanut was taken into custody this morning at his Upper West Side home.
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.
