FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.
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POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
TEBOW 3:16
DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos. And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.
NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
DON BOSCO HIGH SCHOOL TO JOIN THE BIG EAST
RAMSEY, NJ – Don Bosco High School, the nation’s perennial #1 h.s. football team, has agreed to join the NCAA’s Big East conference.
TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
DENVER – Sources say Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, decided to convert to Judaism.
TIGER WOODS WINS MALL PUTTING TOURNAMENT!
LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament. He’s the best mall putter in the world!
RED SOX CURSED AGAIN!
BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.