Author Archives: Pierce Blodyn
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.
NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.
NEW YORK, NY – Girl Scouts of America were charged with numerous counts of kidnapping, false imprisonment and slavery.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Christina Aguilera arrested while seeking free flapjacks.
MIAMI, FL – Shady Pines to hold its 25th Annual Rascal Race.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – After the UFC 127 majority draw BJ Penn calls it quits to get creative.
NEW YORK, NY – 50 Cent announced today that he is going on tour with Keenan Cahill.
NEW YORK, NY – Bigfoot strikes it rich in the big city.