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ED ANGER: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING 'FISHY'!

August 7, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags acorn, barack obama, Ed Anger, health care, nazis, obama, racist, teleprompter kid, white house, zombies

ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY

May 27, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags florida, miami, Sonia Sotomayor, zombies

ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS

May 5, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

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TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags japan, tokyo, undead, Videos, zombie attack, zombies

SENATOR PROMISES “NO MORE VOODOO”

April 21, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

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WASHINGTON, D. C. – Sen. Bill Waverly confused a crowd of supporters when he pledged “the phase-out of all voodoo rituals  in the hallowed halls of the U.S. Senate.”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags voodoo, zombies

MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE

February 9, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags undead, zombies

ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT

January 29, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags cdc, center for disease control, zombies

KATE BECKINSALE STUCK AS ZOMBIE

January 23, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!

Categories Celebs Tags vampires, werewolves, zombies

DAY OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE ATTACK

November 7, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BAJA, MEXICO – Mexican villagers trying to break a dance record on the Day of the Dead were in for an unwelcome surprise.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags baja, chicken's blood, day of the dead, graveyard, mexico, michael jackson, quarantine, thriller, undead, zombie attack, zombies

Amish Use Zombies for Labor

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags boston, Central Park, christmas, new york city, pennsylvania, philadelphia, undead, zombies

To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie

August 22, 2008 by WWN Staff

After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.

Categories Mutants Tags england, international, london, margaret thatcher, prime minister, zombies
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