AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
BAJA, MEXICO – Mexican villagers trying to break a dance record on the Day of the Dead were in for an unwelcome surprise.
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.