DEAR DOTTI: AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST! 10.17.25

SHUTDOWN CITY Dear Dotti,With the government shutdown dragging on like a bad acid trip, my paycheck’s vanished faster than Elvis at a sighting convention, and my kids are demanding Fortnite V-Bucks while we eat ramen flavored with regret. How do I keep the family from mutiny? — Starving in Shutdown City Dear Starving: Oh, honey, … READ MORE

TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND?

BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked image of Taylor Swift’s unborn baby! Speculation has raged for months about what Taylor might be up to and with whom. And this picture isn’t going to stop the rumors from flying. The blurry black and white image was provided … READ MORE

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last … READ MORE