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DUKE OFFERS “HORIZONTAL STUDIES”
DURHAM. NC – After the success of Karen Owen’s PowerPoint , Duke University has created a Horizontal Studies department.
RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN
SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.
LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.
WASHINGTON –Â Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
MISS UNIVERSE 2010 CONTROVERSY
NEW YORK, NY – The Miss Universe pageant might be showing a little too much skin for some people’s liking!
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.









