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DUKE OFFERS “HORIZONTAL STUDIES”
DURHAM. NC – After the success of Karen Owen’s PowerPoint , Duke University has created a Horizontal Studies department.
RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN
SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.
LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.
WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
MISS UNIVERSE 2010 CONTROVERSY
NEW YORK, NY – The Miss Universe pageant might be showing a little too much skin for some people’s liking!
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.