A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
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UFO OVER THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.