HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS

OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that roughly eight percent of the population has measurable ESP. “These are so-called ordinary people, living ordinary lives” explains British psychologist Dr. John Spander, lead author … READ MORE

2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT!

A psychic has the bad news! Every year, Henrietta Halvorson spends December thinking about January. It’s her job—Halvorson, better known as “Ri The Magnificent,” is a popular newspaper psychic whose column, “Ri-Run,” is syndicated in more than three hundred newspapers and digital outlets around the country. This year, Halvorson did what she always does on … READ MORE

THE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER, BOB, REVEALED!

“THEY’RE EVEN MORE ACCURATE!” SAYS DISCOVERER EDITOR’S NOTE: Like all major publications, Weekly World News receives many unsolicited letters, ransom demands and badly photo-shopped pictures of celebrities engaging in bestiality. About a year ago, WWN received a badly typed booklet purportedly containing the prophecies of Nostradamus’ younger brother, Bob. The man who sent the letter, … READ MORE

FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!

Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has three of them and one is in the back of her head! “I haven’t had many problems with the little nippers since the first day when I turned my back and caught one smart-aleck boy mimicking me,” said Amy, 25, … READ MORE

PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND!

HER 2020 PREDICTIONS ALREADY CAME TRUE! Before last week, Madame Florence, a psychic from rural Vermont, had an average record when it came to her annual list of Twenty Predictions. “I did about as well as anyone,” she said. What that meant, for the last decade, was that roughly one-fifth of the things she prophesied … READ MORE