MY FAKE VIDEO ADDICT HUSBAND Dear Dotti:My hubby is obsessed with this new AI video generator trend that’s blowing up everywhere. He spends all day making fake videos of me dancing with aliens or wrestling Bigfoot, and now our neighbors think I’m some kind of intergalactic freak show. Last week, he generated one where I’m … READ MORE
I’M MADDER THAN A HIPPIE IN A SHOWER FACTORY! Now I hear there’s a new breed of swamp-scum slithering through cyberspace: CRYPTO KIDNAPPERS. That’s right, folks—these pixel-pirates are snatching folks right off the digital highway and demanding their ransom in pretend money. Not dollars. Not gold. Not even good ol’ fashioned Chuck E. Cheese tokens. … READ MORE
Much to the shock of the financial world, it has been discovered the Yeti are behind the current worldthe explosion in cryptocurrencies. Jeffrey Ness is the current head of the Federal Reserve Board. He noted, “It shocking. It is really puttingthe crypto into cryptocurrency. We had no idea. However, it is not illegal for the … READ MORE
VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church follows Facebook, Monsanto, and the American Dentist’s Union as the latest to announce its foray into digital currencies. VatiCoin is coming! The platform, set to launch this Christmas, is “absolutely necessary for the continued convenience to our parishioners around the world,” explained Vatican spokesperson Cardinal Riciclaggio Denaro. “Despite our … READ MORE