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FEMA RUNS OUT OF WATER

November 12, 2012 by Tap Vann

After saying that they have performed “flawlessly” FEMA ran out of water on Staten Island.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags fema, hurricane katrina, jersey shore, staten island

GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA

November 1, 2012 by Tap Vann

Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President.

Categories Headlines Tags atlantic city, barack obama, Chris Christie, damage, fema, mitt romney, new jersey, president obama

GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"

October 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chris Christie, Christie, fema, hurricane, jersey shore, new jersey, shutdown, snooki

COLLEEN THOMAS WARNS – ALIEN ATTACK IMMINENT

November 9, 2010 by Frank Lake

AMERICA  – Prophetess Colleen Thomas warns that an alien attack is coming VERY soon!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, bad aliens, fema, good aliens, india, obama, physicist, reality

OBAMA VACATION DELAYED BY HURRICANE BILL

August 24, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – The Obama family began their week-long vacation this weekend.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags fema, kraken, martha's vineyard, obama family, obama vacation, obama vineyard

ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA HATES KENTUCKY!

February 2, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!

Categories Ed Anger Tags communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, fema, global warming, kentucky, president obama, spike lee, super bowl, teleprompter kid

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