NEW YORK – Large numbers of residents in Manhattan and the Bronx have been finding snakes in their toilets.
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WAL-MART LAUNCHES CRUNCHY INSECT SNACK MIX
BENTONVILLE, AR – Wal-Mart has begun selling a crunchy snack mix that contains real insects!
BEDBUGS TAKE NIKETOWN
NEW YORK, NY – Bedbugs have taken over Niketown, and are heading for Shoetown!
BED BUG MILITIA TARGETS CNN
NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.