HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Vatican to create an exorcism reality show.
FIRST WOMAN PRIEST
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
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POPE FRANCIS RESIGNS!
Pope Francis shocked the world today. Just as soon after Easter was over… he resigned.
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BLACK POPE
The Roman Catholic Church wants to elect its first black pope — and some celebrities are being considered.
JERSEY SHORE SECOND SEASON
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Jersey Shore is being brought back for a second season. The Pope declares Snooki Polizzi the Patron Saint of the Jersey Shoreline.
VATICAN HOSTS ALIEN CONFERENCE
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!
OUTER SPACE MISSIONARIES
VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.