apple Archives

APPLE RELEASES NEW PRODUCT – iCLIMAX

February 6, 2013 by Carl Woodward

Apple makes a bold penetration into the sex market.

March 29, 2012 by Elsa Akesson

HONG KONG – Apple’s CEO Timothy D. Cook announced lower iPhone prices during a visit to a plant in China today.

March 5, 2012 by Tap Vann

HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.

January 4, 2012 by Tap Vann

PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.

December 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.

October 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.

June 22, 2021September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

September 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

WESTERN SWEDEN – A moose got drunk on fermenting apples and got stuck in an apple tree.

June 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.

April 20, 2011 by Tap Vann

PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!