ICELAND – Mother Nature had a huge effect on airline travel across Europe!
Month: May 2011
ARNOLD HAS 17 KIDS IN 10 STATES
LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he has fathered 17 more children by ten different women.
THE RAPTURE IS HERE!
If you are reading this – you have been Left Behind! Today is Judgment Day and you are officially NOT chosen!
SKIN BUGS WILL TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE
ATLANTA – The Center for Disease Control has confirmed that skin bugs are turning people into zombies.
DOMINQUE REQUESTS PERRIER AT RIKERS!
NEW YORK – Accused rapist, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has made numerous requests at Rikers, including a demand for Perrier.
THE ARNOLD VASE
HOLLYWOOD – The Arnold Vase is on sale in Santa Monica. Inside you’ll find: three hidden children!