LIVERPOOL, U.K – The Mersey Monster has reappeared!
Month: May 2011
KIM KARDASHIAN ENGAGED
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!
TIGER OUT!
JACKSONVILLE, FL — IMG, the sports management agency representing Tiger Woods for the last 12 years – has dumped him!
SUPREME COURT FREES CALIFORNIA INMATES
WASHINGTON, DC – The Supreme Court of the United States ordered California to release all its inmates!
NFL PLAYERS TO GO ON CRIME SPREE
NEW YORK – NFL Players are threatening to go on a crime spree if NFL owners don’t put an end to the lockout.
NASA TO LAUNCH POPE INTO SPACE
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.
POLICE CAPTURE STUFFED TIGER
SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.