I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
Month: February 2011
LADY GAGA VIDEO IN OUTER SPACE!
NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!
12 FINGERS! 14 TOES!
YANGON, Myanmar — A 16-month-old girl has been recognized as the world record holder for total fingers and toes – 26!
TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, Fla. – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
SYNCHRONIZED GOLDFISH
SHANGHAI – A Chinese magician is under attack by animal rights groups for his synchronized goldfish act!
OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!










