WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama delivered his State of the Union address last night. To make sure his message went across, he used mind control techniques.
NEW YORK, NY – Apple has just announced their new touch-screen tablet called iPad. However, MadTV beat them to the punch!
WARSAW – A dog was rescued from an ice floe in Poland after drifting more than 70 miles in sub-zero temperatures!
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Conservative icon James O’Keefe was arrested while trying to tap a Democrat Senator’s phone.
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
MELBOURNE – Your dreams are 46.5 percent more likely to come true if you gaze into the heavens – and wish for them on a star!
ZHANGJIAJIE – Chinese officials have renamed a mountain after the fictional range in the movie Avatar!
LONDON – Britain’s Royal Society, a scientific group, is meeting to discuss alien life on our planet!
MADISON, WI – A Wisconsin inmate has been denied the right to play Dungeons & Dragons in prison!
