LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!
HONOLULU, HI – Hawaii is in a panic as the state prepares for hundreds of Republicans to descend upon the state this Wednesday.
America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!
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Surrounded by jerks at work? You can learn to deal with them, say authors Rick Brinkman and Rick Kirschner, if you follow their four simple tips.
NEW YORK, NY – A spurned mistress is believed to be spending at least $250,000 to expose her former lover!
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Minnesota native Prince has been deeply moved to write a new song – for the football team the Vikings!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West was banned from tonight’s Haiti benefit telethon. West has decided to hold his own one-man benefit instead.
