NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.
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FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS
NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps.
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.