HANK WILLIAMS JR. TO WRITE YANKEE THEME SONG

NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.

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FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES

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NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.”  Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

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