WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…
Month: July 2009
MAYARA TAVARES
NEW YORK, NY – The country is abuzz over a questionable photo of President Obama checking out a young lady!
PELOSI REJECTS MICHAEL JACKSON RESOLUTION
WASHINGTON, DC – After shutting down a resolution to honor Michael Jackson this week, Nancy Pelosi was voted House Party Pooper.
WEEK 9 TIE: Farting in the pool. One person's relief is everyone else's nightmare.
Farting in the pool. One person’s relief is everyone else’s nightmare.
LINCOLN'S GHOST TALKS TO OBAMA
WASHINGTON, DC – Just as Bill Clinton did before him, President Barack Obama is now getting help in the White House – from Abraham Lincoln’s ghost!
WOMAN BEATS FAWN TO DEATH
CLEVELAND, OH – A 75-year-old woman has admitted to killing a 25-pound fawn with a shovel because of the way it looked at her. Is there a deer uprising?
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE FRIZZY
Weekly World News is proud to present the first woman in this holy feature on lesser known saints.