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Month: January 2009

THESE FOREIGNERS BURN ME UP!

January 14, 2009 by Ed Anger

I saw something crazy on the news today, and now I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party.

Categories Ed Anger Tags barack obama, communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger

TOP 8 MOST INFLUENTIAL ALIEN MOVIES

October 2, 2022January 13, 2009 by Charlie Hopkins

Mygar, one of the galaxy’s biggest movie experts, presents the top 8 most influential depictions of aliens in film.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, close encounters of the third kind, mygar, predator, the abyss

OBATMA AND BEYONCE’S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE

January 13, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

WASHINGTON DC – Beyonce will be getting a little help from a little friend during her performance at Obama’s inauguration celebrations.

Categories Celebs Tags beyonce, beyonce inauguration ball, beyonce inauguration performance, beyonce obama, bono, breakdance, garth brooks, obama first inaugural dance, obatma, shakira, single ladies, stevie wonder

BISHOP GENE ROBINSON GOES ALL OUT

January 13, 2009 by Marge Floori

CONCORD, NH – A gay bishop has been selected to give the first invocation of President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration, and he is going to do it loudly and proudly!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags concord, michelle obama, new hampshire, rick warren

BAT BOY GAME

July 15, 2023January 12, 2009 by Tap Vann

Bored at work? Skipping school? Click through to play a flash game with Bat Boy!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat boy flash game, bat boy game

GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER

January 12, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags animals, atlantic ocean, diver, lobster, lobsters, maine, ocean, scientist

BAT BOY GAME DEBUT

January 12, 2009 by Tap Vann

Bored at work? Skipping school? Click through to play a flash game with Bat Boy!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Videos Tags Bat Boy, bat boy flash game, bat boy game, flash game, mosquitoes

SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS

January 12, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.

Categories Ed Anger Tags Ed Anger, edanger, gay marriage, krispy kreme, same-sex couples, same-sex marriage

KATE WINSLET SWEEPS GLOBES

January 12, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – Hollywood actress Kate Winslet is no longer the bridesmaid, after winning not one but five Golden Globes last night!

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Categories Celebs Tags golden globes, kate winslet

BEAST OF EXMOOR DISCOVERED

January 9, 2009 by Carl Woodward

LONDON – After almost 30 years of terror, the carcass of the British Beast of Exmoor has washed ashore, with evidence the government can’t deny!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags montauk monster
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