WASHINGTON — New discoveries prove conclusively that we are not alone – there is life somewhere else in the universe.
Aliens
WIKILEAKS – UFOS
LONDON – Classified documents in the latest WikiLeaks dump reveal an extensive, international cover-up of UFOs.
NASA’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
On December NASA announced that they have found evidence of extraterrestrial life on Mars and Jupiter.
BAT BOY BALLOON
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!









