HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
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HILLARY CLINTON FACELIFT
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
OBAMACARE COVERS CATS AND DOGS
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
THE "MAN FLU" SPREADS
PALO ALTO –Â Researches have confirmed the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.
OPRAH ADOPTS LINDSAY LOHAN
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.