[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
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ROYAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD
[mpoverlay]BREAKING NEWS: A year after Prince Harry’s Las Vegas fling, the Royal Family decided to pose for their annual Christmas card.
ISRAELI MERMAIDS SEEN ONSHORE
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KIRYAT YAM, ISRAEL – There are multiple reports of Israeli mermaids coming onshore.
GOOGLE STREET VIEW REVEALS E.T.
BERKELEY HEIGHTS, NJ – Google Street View users have discovered what appears to be an alien next to a mysterious beam of light!
KIM KARDASHIAN ON MIDEAST PEACE MISSION
Kim Kardashian is heading to Kuwait, Jordan and Lebanon in hopes of bringing peace to the region.
SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2014
HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.