DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.
THE RETURN OF THE ZEPPELIN!
The Zeppelin is flying again. And President Obama is going to be the first passenger!
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FRYSCRAPER ATTACKS!
A new London skyscraper, nicknamed the Fryscraper, is melting cars, stores and… people!
MILEY CYRUS QUITS MUSIC
After her disastrous performance at MTV’s VMA awards, Miley Cyrus had decided to quit music and go to nursing school.
VIRGIN GALACTIC TO FLY TO THE SUN
Richard Branson announced that Virgin Galactic is going to fly to sun!
OPRAH TURNED DOWN FOR MORTGAGE
Oprah reportedly tried to get a mortgage for her nephew in Brooklyn – but was turned down!
BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"
Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!
CHUPACABRA SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA
The vicious Mexican predator, the chupacabra, has been spotted in North Carolina!