RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as having razor-sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and the ability to suck the life out of their prey. The chupacabras have been spotted attacking local farms, leaving … READ MORE
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
ALBANY, NY — A shapely female alien accused former NY Governor, Andrew Cuomo, of groping her breasts. And the bizarre incident nearly sparked an interstellar war! That is the mind-boggling claim of a source close to the District Attorney for the state of New York, who uncovered evidence of the alleged 2021 encounter. She presented … READ MORE
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! Off the record, NASA higher-ups are theorizing that the signals were prompted by the recent battering of Jupiter by comet fragments. “Theses signals can only … READ MORE
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. Dr. Chanduri claims the half-bat, half-human mutant hero, Bat Boy, was the result of a secret government experiment. Dr. Chanduri claims the “Bat Boy” experiment … READ MORE
Reports have surfaced that the secret to the Universe has been discovered in an old Weekly World News issue. Researchers are not sure exactly which issue but believe it involves an issue that features a seven year old boy. Conveniently, Weekly World News back issues are available for purchase here. If the Secret of the … READ MORE
Gwyneth Paltrow and her eponymous company, Goop, have pulled a swoop and come in to buy the Weinstein Company at the eleventh hour. As a result of the acquisition the combined company will be called, Goopstein. The move ends months of intense speculation on Wall Street and Hollywood as to who would wind up buying … READ MORE
In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
NEW YORK, NY – A Lego fan and artist has built a cello completely out of Lego bricks, and it even plays!
